The Van Gogh
Family Tree

(a slight attempt at genealogical humor)

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh

The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh

The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh

The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh

(Reprinted from the Siesta Times, August 2000 edition)